Ah what's the point. "The assumption you've got gumpshion is rather out-to-luncheon" is about the height of the sense you get out of Caleb.

I'll put it on the line for you, Caleb. All of you. You and people like you are Northern Ireland's biggest contemporary problem. Not content with the damage you've done so far, you're intent on ruining it still further.

It's about time your power was taken from you. Meaning the DUP, with which you are hand-in-glove, the UUP and the done-for so-called nationalist parties, and Sinn Fein.

You point the finger at each other but, speaking as someone from here, and who cares about the place, and who has had the good fortune to have lived and worked away for some time, and had a decent education, you are all as bad as each other. There isn't a progressive idea among any of you. You all stink.

But I reserve particular ire for the DUP who routinely make a laughing stock of us. We've had a manmade global warming denier as an environment minister. We have a man who wants creationism in museums as a culture minister. We have as the chairman of the education committee an oaf who thinks creationism is science. We had a woman, now disgraced for her breathtaking hypocrisy, who as chairman of the health committee openly said she thought homosexuality could be cured, among many other abominations she uttered.

And atop the lot, there's the man who looks for all the world to be nothing more than a poe-faced money-grubber more interested in lining his own pocket than setting out a path forward for this place.

And almost to a man you think wearing a Jesus fish pin makes you all oh-so-respectable.

It is absolutely putridly stinking.